Symbolic Recipe

Ingredients for me:

15 cups of kindness

2 cups of patience

5 tbsp of sarcasm

3 tbsp of worry

6 cups of curiosity

1 tsp of trouble-maker

1 gallon of no drama

4 cups of friendship

3 cups of honesty

7 cups of faith

1 cup of annoyance

9 cups of respect

Step 1: You will first mix together 2 cups of patience and 1 cup of annoyance. That way it is well blended and patience takes over. Then, in a separate bowl, you will mix together 1 gallon of no drama and 4 cups of friendship that way you can choose friends wisely without being mean. After, also in a different bowl, that you will mix together 3 tbsp of worry, 6 cups of curiosity, 1 tsp of trouble-maker, and 3 cups of honesty. This blend needs to be completely smooth the honesty and worry will work together to overcome the curiosity to cause trouble. Set all of these ingredients aside to be mixed in later. DO NOT MIX ANY OF THESE TOGETHER, THIS CONCOCTION CAN CAUSE SERIOUS DAMAGE.

Step 2: The next step is to pour 9 cups of respect into a bowl and then slowly mix in 7 cups of faith. The reason you do this slowly is because you have to make sure that you not only respect others but have faith in the things that they do. You also mix these to so that the respect you have for God mixes with your faith in Him. After that, in the same bowl you will mix in 5 tbsp of sarcasm. Make sure to get this ingredient completely mixed in that way your sarcasm will still show respect. Last thing with your ingredients is to mix it all in a fairly large bowl. Make sure it is all smooth with the least amount of rough edges. It is okay to have a few because no one is perfect. Finally, you take your last ingredient, 15 cups of kindness. You will mix then in with everything. The kindness will dilute the annoyance and sarcasm and at the same time keep faith and respect at its high level.

Step 3: Let sit for 3-4 hours and you will have the perfect blend for making me.