Thursday, January 31, 2013

Boring and Sparkle Words


Boring and Sparkle words:
1.       Said- responded, retorted
2.       Cool-fetch, fascinating
3.       Really- certainly, surely
4.       Mean- malicious, cruel
5.       Nice- pleasant, wonderful
6.       Pretty- beautiful, gorgeous
7.       Remained- persisted, continued
8.       Very- precise, identical
9.       Big- immense, enormous
10.    Many- voluminous, numerous
11.    Well- glowing, healthy
12.    Better- restored, improved
13.    Went- departed, exited
14.    Boring- mind-numbing, uninteresting
15.    Lazy- indolent, slothful
16.    Answered- responded, acknowledged
17.    Matter- substance, difficulty
18.    When- the minute, while
19.    Some- specific, various
20.    Little- pint-sized, petite
21.    Will- determination, motivation
22.    Then- at that juncture, formerly
23.    Like- corresponding, resembling
24.    Cute- endearing, charming
25.    Good- marvelous, gracious
26.    Best- superlative, unsurpassed
27.    Just- impartial, unbiased
28.    Must- obligation, essential
29.    Example- case in point, illustration
30.    Happen-  transpire, materialize
31.    Rude- discourteous, ill-mannered
32.    More- supplementary, additional
33.    May- may happen, possibly
34.    Now- at the present, currently
35.    Warm- heartfelt, earnest
36.    Cold- emotionless, stony
37.    Hot- blistering, searing
38.    Whatever-  so forth, etcetera
39.    Liar- falsifier, fabricator
40.    Delicious- scrumptious, exquisite
41.    Stupid- irresponsible, injudicious
42.    Anger- infuriate, exasperated
43.    Calm- tranquil, serene
44.    Come- advance, arrive
45.    Begin- commence, originate
46.    Decide- determine, resolve
47.    Dark- gloomy, dismal
48.    Cut- severe, cleave
49.    Bad- immoral, despicable
50.    Do- execute, accomplish
51.    Enjoy- appreciate, luxuriate in
52.    Fall- plummet, tumble
53.    Fast- lickety-split, expeditiously
54.    Fat- beefy, elephantine
55.    Fly- hover, soar
56.    Gross- indecent, grievous
57.    Great- remarkable, distinguished
58.    Hurt- injure, inflict
59.    Help- encourage, relieve
60.    Idea- conception, understanding
61.    Keep- preserve, sustain
62.    Move- slither, promenade
63.    Make- originate, accomplish
64.    Old- conventional, outmoded
65.    Place- location, residence
66.    Plan- scheme, arrangement
67.    Put- place, set aside
68.    Right- accurate, suitable
69.    Suppose- presume, understand
70.    Yeah- affirmative, certainly
71.    Bring- transport, convey
72.    Story- chronicle, memoir
73.    Take- acquire, consume
74.    Tell- disclose, command
75.    Actually- in reality, essentially
76.    Think- contemplate, mediate
77.    Trouble- wretchedness, inconvenience
78.    Ugly- hideous, repugnant
79.    Unhappy- melancholy, discouraged
80.    Use- utilize, employ
81.    Wrong- inaccurate, unsuitable
82.    A lot- a good deal, enormously
83.    Hate- loathe, abominate
84.    Love- cherish, appreciate
85.    Busy- hectic, full of activity
86.    Neat- well-organized, shipshape
87.    Moody- temperamental, irritable
88.    Mark- imprint, designate
89.    What- come again, I beg your pardon
90.    Funny- humorous, comical
91.    Fear- distress, fright
92.    Have- posses, acquire
93.    Explain- elaborate, interpret
94.    Go- recede, proceed
95.    Important- necessary, critical
96.    Kill- execute, abolish
97.     Look- survey, recognize
98.    Jam- predicament, dilemma
99.    Quiet- soundless, tranquil
100.Slow-  unhurried, leisurely

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Riff Story Spider and the Fly


My favorite book was the Spider and the Fly by Mary Howitt. The opening line was: “Will you walk into my parlor?” said the spider to the Fly.

 “Will you walk into my parlor?” said the Spider to the Fly. The fly did not know what to do for she heard stories about this sneaky spider. He would lure helpless, defenseless, and naïve bugs into his beautiful home but they would never see the light of day again. She also knew that her mother taught her about stranger danger, and she did not know the spider. The fly said to the spider, “I must go, it is not safe for me here and I do not know you.” “My name is Phil and your name is Mel. See? Now we know each other,” said the spider with a devious smile on his face. Again the fly did not know what to do; she got up and said, “My mother is expecting me at home now I must go.” The spider started growing irritated and the fly could see this for the look he gave her would send and grown bug to their knees. She had to leave; had to get out, but how? The fly looked up and it was as if heavens lights were showing her the way for a window was open only 20 inches away. Back and forth she looked from the window to the spider knowing that he had to be distracted with something in order to be able to get away.

The fly looked around waiting for something to pop out in an obvious, “Hey use me!” kind of way. She looked around one more time and found the object that would get her out of danger. It was a picture of the spider’s family in which she knew the old tale of their death and how it had destroyed the nice characteristics of the spider long ago. Even though she knew she asked the spider anyways. “Is this your family?” said the fly to the spider. The spider stated, “Why yes it is but there gone now in a much better place.” The fly could see the agony in the spider’s eyes; this was not something he talked about often.  The fly kept pushing though, “Mr. Spider what happened to them?” He looked from her to the photo and said, “Yes, I guess you are too young to remember the tragic story.” He walked over to the photo and took it in his hands, he looked down at the photo and the fly thought this is the time to go, yet she couldn’t. Her feet felt like 900 pound blocks because she wanted to hear the story now and she also felt bad about bringing the spider’s family into the problem she was having. The spider started to sniffle and said, “I haven’t always been this mean and conceited. I once was a very nice spider who couldn’t hurt a fly.” The fly had a hard time believing this because she knew all the stories about how the spider would bring you into his parlor and you would never see the light of day again. She also knew of the grave yard that he had in his back yard for all the bugs that entered his home. Yet something in his voice told her that he wasn’t lying. The spider looked up and said, “I am sorry if I have scared you. I know you want to leave, but will you stay with me a little longer so I can have the company.” The fly was filled with compassion for she could see it on his face, all he wanted was a friend, someone to share his life story with. The fly said, “I will stay, but you cannot eat me. Also, you have to stop being so mean to people.” The spider smiled and said, “Would you like to hear the story of my family know?” They walked into the forbidden parlor together and sat down in front of the fire place.

The spider began his story. “When I was younger my family and I always used to hangout. Family was a big deal to us and we never wasted anytime with each other. We used to laugh, play games, watch movies, and go places together.” The fly started to tear up. “The day of the fire was a day I will never forget. I lost all of my family.” The fly said, “Who all died in the fire if I may ask?” The spider looked at her and said, “I lost my mother, father, grandparents, and all 10 of my siblings, and my girlfriend at the time.” “That fire destroyed everything I lived for and it happened because of me.” The fly looked astounded for she had not heard that it had been the spiders fault. She simply looked at him with dismay waiting to hear the rest. The spider could see the shock in her eyes and said, “I didn’t do it on purpose. I was trying to make a nice dinner for everyone and when I lit a candle the flame grew and grew before I could stop it. I made everyone go upstairs beforehand so I could surprise them. The top floor was what went first. I ran up the stairs as fast as I could but it was too late the flames had already engulfed the entire upstairs. I thought for a few minutes that maybe I should stay and die with them. It also hadn’t hit me yet the extremeness of the situation.” The fly was now crying and couldn’t help but grab the spiders hand and say, “I am so sorry.” The spider continued, “I jumped out the window and when I hit the ground I ran to the tree in the back of the yard. I watched my house burn down along with my family. I couldn’t think, I couldn’t blink everything was happening so fast. It wasn’t till 3 weeks later did the real extent of the damage hit me.” The fly was now balling and she went up to the spider and hugged him as tight as she could. She said to him, “That wasn’t your fault. It was an accident. I do have a question?” The spider looked at her waiting for her question. The fly began, “The graveyard in your back yard is that… your family?” The spider nodded in reply. The fly couldn’t help but cry for she hadn’t known all of the judgmental things people said about him were not true. He was simply a spider looking for friend just like me and you.

Monday, January 7, 2013

My Anti-Resolutions

 People make resolutions for the new year but I have never truely thought about making one myself. Therefore, making anti-resolutions shouldn't be to hard.
1. I will not stop procrastinating in some of my classes to try to get a better grade. I get good grades anyways.
2. I will not stop hunting. In my family hunting is a big deal and its something that I do almost everyday.
3. I will not clean my room to the point of perfection. My mom might not like it but even if its messy I can find everything I need.
4. I will not try to lose weight. I have tried over and over again and I just don't care anymore.
5. I will not stop wasingh my truck by hand once a month. My truck is my baby and the decals on my truck can come off it I try to power wash it. So, I use a hose and a dish rag and soap.
6. I will not stop practicing shooting my bow. I enter into archery competitions so I have to practice.
7. I will not wreck my fourwheeler. Probably going to happen.
8. I will not stop eating my homemade enchiladas. There my favorite food.
9. I will not get into a fight. I am a mellow person overall so just don't push the wrong buttons.
10. I will not shoot another coyote. Although, if it comes into the cross hairs of my .243, well, no promises were made.